I know that the bar closes at 11

I hope you never finish that beer

You know all the words to “Just Like Heaven”

And I know why he wrote them

Now that you’re standing right here

Ohh

One night I was bored in bed

And stalked you on the internet

It’s feminine intuition

‘Cuz I always had a vision of us standing like this

All pressed up in the bathroom line

You’re looking like an angel on the walls of Versailles

The most alive I’ve ever been

But kiss me and I might drop dead

And I feel like I might throw up

Left hook, right punch to the gut

You’re so so pretty boy

I’m paranoid I made you up

Yeah I’d love it if you walked me home

If you promised we could go real slow

‘Cuz I got chewing gum

And a bunch of stuff I’d like to know

Like, have you ever been to Japan?

Or taken that Eurostar to France?

I’ve been dropping hints all night

That I’d love it if you held my hand, goddamn

And then maybe we could make-makeout

Clothes off and fall to the ground

Let’s go steady

Let’s go out

And tell the whole damn world how

One night I was bored in bed

And stalked you on the internet

It’s feminine intuition

‘Cuz I always had a vision of us standing like this

All pressed up in the bathroom line

You’re looking like an angel on the walls of Versailles

The most alive I’ve ever been

But kiss me and I might

Pisces and a Gemini

But I think we might go really nice together

If you let me stay the night

Well I think I might just have to stay forever

Pisces and a Gemini

But I think we might go really nice together

If you let me stay the night

Well I think I might just have to stay forever

Ohh

One night I was bored in bed

And stalked you on the internet

It’s feminine intuition

‘Cuz I always had a vision of us standing like this

All pressed up in the bathroom line

You’re looking like an angel on the walls of Versailles

The most alive I’ve ever been

But kiss me and I might

Kiss me and I might

Kiss me and I might drop dead